Saturday, April 2, 2011

Wedding Prints

Weddings are an integral part of an individual?s life. It is a ceremony that brings together the body, mind, and soul of two individuals in the presence of friends and relatives. A wedding is usually carefully planned but tends to be chaotic sometimes.

Invitations are sent across the country to friends and family. A lot of guests are invited to the function in order to bless the couple. People also get a chance to meet long-lost relatives or friends. Most wedding planners include the services of a professional photographer to capture important moments of the wedding function. The services of photographers need to be reserved well in advance to avoid any last minute goof up. The photos taken are professionally done, and a fee is charged based on the number of photographs taken. The price for each print may vary depending on various factors.

The Prints are usually developed in a 5-inch by 7-inch format, and most people prefer their Prints in a matt finish. Other print options include glossy finish in a 4-inch by 6-inch format, which are smaller, less detailed Prints. The Internet has opened new avenues for the wedding print industry. Now the use of digital cameras has, to an extent, eliminated the need of paper Prints. The combined use of digital photography and the Internet has enabled photographers to upload wedding Prints online. These Prints are uploaded in many creative ways. For example, the pictures can be made into a slideshow or even a short film.

The quality of wedding Prints is largely dependent on the manner in which they are taken. The photographer contributes to the final outcome of the Prints, and, hence, it is advisable to hire a proficient photographer for good results.

Prints provides detailed information on Digital Photo Prints, Prints, Art Prints, Print Shops and more. Prints is affiliated with Digital Art Schools.


Author:: Elizabeth Morgan
Keywords:: Digital Photo Prints, Prints, Art Prints, Print Shops
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The First Woe! And a Note of Mother Shipton

Disaster rides a red horse: end time events

In the book of Revelation, one of the Woes is (and there are three), is destruction, and war. We got war in the Middle East at the present and little wars here and there: and throughout the world; and we got a worldwide war on terrorism going on (of which some wish not to call it a war): notable, the war on terrorism, thus, WWIII. Now the only thing left is the final battle, in which we are to wait for, called Armageddon (in the process of assemblage now).

We saw in the near present, in Indonesia, then twice in New Orleans, and now in Pakistan, and its surrounding area, devastation on an unprecedented scale. Hence, many sensitive and hot spots throughout the world today and it is becoming hotter by the minute. Lets add plagues to this list, with this chicken thing appearing over the horizon, part or a fragment of, the third Woe. But we will try to stick with the fist, for simplicity sake, and mine.

In looking a t the biological version of what is going on, I see: the Seven Bowls or Vials, in place which are: plagues in the end time events. As we have witnessed already, and in the present, and developing, and as the United Nations as proclaimed, Pestilence is becoming more pronounced by the day: if one thinks this is all gobbledygook, to get a reality check, check it out, these are not normal times by far.

We are living in the 'Age of Terror,' or as the Bible has named it, 'The Time of Terror.' We have seen a little bit of this recently: mainly things that have changed the world over: completely over night almost. And this trend will continue. This is called in the Bible: Birth Pains, and for a good reason, they will hurt (The Pale Horse of Revelation is on the move).

Mother Shipton, a Prophetess of the 15th century has said (1444 AD): (In those far off days) In a land thats now not known. Fire and water shall wonders do (I think she refers to the USA ((9/11, and Ka trina, along with Rita, etc)) England shall at last admit a foe. (an old foe was the Moslems) The world to an end shall come

Note: Most of her prophecies have come true, she tried to predict the end of the world, but her dates were off, yet her intentions were good; nonetheless, she saw current events or future events without a time chart I do believe; if one looks at her progression, which she, herself took for granted, the climatic moment has a certain progression, which she knew, and have mentioned above; as for my interpretation, I could be wrong, I, myself am following and trying to fill in empty spaces.

See Dennis' web site: http://dennissiluk.tripod.com


Author:: Dennis Siluk
Keywords:: Article
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Indian Summer

It was a warm, sunny October afternoon one day when I was a kid, and as I walked up the hill of our driveway after getting off the school bus at our Wisconsin dairy farm, I wondered how many more nice days we would have before winter came.

I was still wondering about winter when I entered the kitchen a few minutes later.

What did you learn in school today? asked my mother, who was in the middle of peeling potatoes for supper.

Every day Mom asked what I had learned in school, although most of the time I didnt know how to answer because it didnt seem like we had really learned anything.

Today, though, I had something to tell her.

We learned about Indian Summer, I said.

My mother paused and looked over at me. Its not Indian Summer today.

I frowned. Its not?

Mom shook her head.

But our teacher said so.

Thats what the Weatherman said on television this morning, too. But its not Indian Summer, she replied.

How com e? I asked. Our teacher told us that its Indian Summer when we get a warm, sunny day after it freezes.

My mother shrugged. Seems like just another nice fall day to me, she said.

Then what makes it Indian Summer?

Mom paused to select another potato.

We have to get snow first before its Indian Summer, she explained.

Snow?

Even though it was already October, I didnt figure it would snow for a long time yet.

Does it have to snow a lot? I asked.

No. Just a little bit. Then after it melts, and if we have some nice, warm, sunny days, then

THATs Indian Summer, Mom said.

How come?

My mother sighed. Well, I dont know why, exactly. Except if its a warm fall day, how is that any different than any other warm fall day?

I thought about what shed said for a few moments.

But if we think its going to be winter, like when it snows, she continued, and then it turns warm and sunny again, then we think its more like Su mmer.

Her explanation made quite a bit of sense, but still, if my teacher AND the Weatherman said it was Indian Summer

Did you just make that up? I asked. About it not being Indian Summer until after it snows?

No, my mother said, I did not just make it up. Thats what MY mother and father always said.

My mother's parents, Nils and Inga, were immigrants from Norway who had died long before I was born.

Does Norway have Indian Summer, too? I asked.

My mother shook her head.

Why not?

No Indians, she replied.

We had learned in school that Native Americans were the first people who lived here. And if they were American, then of course they wouldnt live in Norway, too.

Did Grandma Inga and Grandpa Nils know any Indians? I asked.

No, Mom said, although there were still a few in this part of Wisconsin when my grandpa first came to live here. Or so Ive heard.

Did they call it Indian Summer? I asked.

Who? Mom inquired.

The Indians who were here when your grandpa was around, I said.

My mother shook her head as she finished peeling the last potato. I wouldnt have the foggiest notion, she replied.

Later that fall, it snowed a little bit. After the snow melted and the Weather turned warm again for a while, I could see what Mom meant about how if it snows, we think its going to be winter, but then if the Weather turns nice again, it seems more like Summer.

Nowadays I often hear Weather forecasters proclaiming that a sunny, warm, fall day is Indian Summer.

I know better, though.

If my grandparents and my mother believed that snow was a prerequisite for Indian Summer, well thats good enough for me.

About The Author

LeAnn R. Ralph is the author of the book, Christmas In Dairyland (True Stories From a Wisconsin Farm). Share the view from Rural Route 2 and celebrate Christmas during a simpler time. Free shipping on autographed copies. Read sample chapters and other Rural Route 2 stories http://ruralroute2.com

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Author:: LeAnn R. Ralph
Keywords:: indian Summer,Weather,Seasons,Summer,Sunshine,Heat
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Magic Card Tricks

Of all the different kinds of magic tricks that you can find, the easiest and most varied ones are those that use cards. The number of magic card tricks available reaches the thousands; any of them can be taken for granted. Card tricks are a dime a dozen, so it takes a good magician to make a card trick an unforgettable one. As with any magic trick, things always start with the magician. Here are some tips for would-be magic card trick aficionados.

Pace Yourself

Cards can be quite tricky, and the first step is establishing a pace that makes card dealing seem effortless in the eyes of your audience. The only thing that gives a good card trick away is if you break the rhythm of the routine, which is most probably the part where your sleight-of-hand action is done. Practice in front of a mirror as fast or as slow as you can, trying to get a feel of how you move the cards in order to perfect the illusion.

Practice Makes Perfect

Never practice in fro nt of an audience until you have mastered the trick to the letter. The process of creating magic is a mental one, and you need to know the way a trick is done, step-by-step. Once this is accomplished, your hands will follow until your illusion is seamless.

Try It Out

The real test begins in front of a discriminating audience. Being watched can be quite unnerving, but this is the only way to see if what you have practiced really works. You have to get a feel for the audience, as well as what words or spiels to use in order to get them under your spell. Try it out. Getting their feedback will be valuable in your next performance. After the initial thrill, the rest, as they say, is history.

Magic Tricks provides detailed information on Magic Tricks, Free Magic Tricks, Magic Card Tricks, Free Magic Tricks Online and more. Magic Tricks is affiliated with Black Magic.


Author:: Jimmy Sturo
Keywords:: Magic Card Tricks
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Audible Books: The Evolution of Story Telling

In the days of old, stories were usually told orally from a tribal Storyteller or one of the wise elders or chiefs. The next progression in Storytelling came with the first hieroglyphics and visual representations of actual and mythical events. After that came the evolution of written languages and alphabets, eventually culminating in the printing press that appeared only a few hundred years ago. Books have become the main medium for people to tell both tales of fiction and reality and they literally (no pun intended) have taken over the world. Millions and millions of Books have been written, Read, stuck in huge libraries, worshipped, banned, censored, and even burnt because of their perceived potential and powerful effects on societies. The previous century saw the advent of film that brought 'life' to many Books and subsequently have become one of the most popular forms of Entertainment in our world. Now however, with the Information Age have come E Books, and a very ex citing new arrival: audible Books. Audible Books have ensured that Books will still be one of the main Storytelling mediums for generations to come.

The Internet has brought so many new ways for us to communicate with each other, but here I will focus mainly on the area of literature. If you aren't good at typing, or have some kind of illness that prevents bodily movement, there are now voice recognition software packages that turn your voice into words on the monitor and thus the sheet of paper. On the other hand, there is now technology that uses voice synthesis to convert text into spoken audio for audio Books.

Recently I went on a trip by Car with my parents for the first time in many years as I had the opportunity to get to visit my girlfriend as she lives in the same city as they were visiting. The reason why I haven't travelled with them for so long is that our personalities often clash and in a confined space over a length of time it can become unbearable for all those involved. I was still a little dubious of the trip ahead but my Dad said that he had an audible Book that we could listen to on the way through his Apple Ipod. He has a connection called Itrip that you connect from the music device to the cigarette lighter and then the Book is heard through any unused radio frequency. This particular Story was meant to be a science fiction Novel called 'Ender's Game' by Orson Scott Card. I hadn't Read Sci-Fi in a long time so I wasn't really looking forward to it, but my Dad assured me that his friend had told him that it was very good.

Well, let me tell you the Story was very engrossing indeed. All three of us were hanging on every word from the multiple narrators (an interesting way to hear a Story told) that meant that we couldn't even discuss our opinions on what we thought was happening (the Story wasn't very straightforward) until we made it to food, gasoline, and rest stops. This meant none of the arguments of old as well as friendly conversation when communication was possible. The coolest part of all was how the time of the journey just seemed to flow by. Usually the eight hour (each way) trip could be quite tiring with one becoming impatient at the monotony of the landscape; farms and pastures can become one huge blur after a while. This time however, Story unfolding gradually mile after mile, the climax of the plot building slowly, we almost didn't want the trip to end as it would mean the end of the Storytelling experience.

This could have great ramifications for the humans of the future, don't you think? Imagine what it could mean for keeping children happy, calm, and even the added educational opportunities. There are many places to find audible Books but the most famous is www.audible.com. There are thousands of texts there separated by genre as well as having 'Book club' and 'award winning' lists. They cost money of course, but if you become a member you receive discou nts that mean that most are no more expensive than paper Books. A lot of the classics are there as well as children's Books and recently published texts. There are probably a hundred different genre categories and sub-categories altogether. If you've got a Book of your own that you want to turn into an audible, check out www.nextup.com.

Maybe you've never been much of a Reader but you've always enjoyed it when people have weaved magical tales that cause you to fly away to other realms and realities. For whatever reason, go check out audible Books, they may just open another door of perception.

Jesse S. Somer
http://www.m6.net
Jesse S. Somer likes to Read and write and watch stories, now he can hear them too.


Author:: Jesse Somer
Keywords:: Story,Novel,Book,Trip.audible,Tape,Entertain,Read,Car,Drive,Family
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Friday, April 1, 2011

Keith Boyd Artist Review

The truth is we all need inspiration. Where we all find it is very personal. I find it in the monk and the octopus. I find it in the Phoenix. We all need rebirth. Some of us are reborn all the time some of us never and some of us are forced by the fire to change. God blew a breath of fate on my back when I saw Keith Boyd at the Acid Mothers Temple show at the Casbah recently.

Having known Keith from SDSU and sharing the stage with him in bands from the mid and early 80's I knew this was going to be a good thing. His reappearance in my life has been a kind of rebirth. I've known the intensity of this artist for 20 years and he's only become a better craftsman in the 10 years I didn't see him. How often do we get to have a close close friend reappear after disappearing for 10 years? A handful of times in a lifetime? There is meaning here.

His credentials seem impeccable. Keith is heavily influenced by his time in the Peace Corp in Mauritania Africa. He got some k ind of intense sickness there like in the Paul Bowles novel The Sheltering Sky and heard and saw art and music in a way that can only be explained for me through his near death experience and years in the shimmering desert of my imagination that is Mauritania. He's been doing etching, painting, music and books for the 20 years I've known him. He's also this year been christened the special educator of the year in North County. He does these special art shows for kids and helps them express themselves in a way that gives meaning to everyone who is touched by them, but especially the students. Sometimes only teachers can understand that when given a medium like art, a student can shine. I mean shine.

Now, I see Keith as a writer as well. The music that finds him (music does find you) is special. Only a few can be so blessed to understand so many unique kinds of music. He's also making a very unique brand of music nowadays.

Here's how he explains it, This morning I built a three hour long pyramid of powdery locust wings. It stacked up on itself and slowly began speaking to me. I heard the weathering effect of dry wind over what felt like a thousand years. I refused to let it converge into a riff or recognizable pattern. I just keep working on the masonry of sound until it got so big the walls hummed. After finally letting it seep away I stood up and realized that my chest was still vibrating to its frequency. I walked out into ancient Sumeria and now even an hour or so later I can still catch glimpses of it in the corners of my eyes. When we shun form we open up to the higher powers. If that doesn't make you want to play music then maybe you shouldn't, ever.

Check out one of his reviews and how he uses his African experiences to describe heavy, hard music. In Africa, the chieftains of many tribal groups maintain wooden sculptures depicting the power of their male aggression. These carvings are grimacing beasts out of whose penise s sprout leering faces. The faces in turn often issue forth many more faces.

These heads spring out of every orifice and with bared teeth, threaten in every direction. These forms are highly prized and fiercely protected. They are given offerings of food, millet beer, milk and even blood to ensure that their power remains intact and strong. It strikes me that this externalized embodiment of male energy and sexuality has many parallels in our own culture.

Consider the SUV. These massive, barge-like vehicles are treated with the same deference and passion shown by the African chieftains towards their sculptures. We rub them and shine them. We feed them massive offerings of gasoline and accessorize them with everything from custom license plates to spinning rims. These vehicles have gone from being a conveyance to transport one from point A to point B into another type of conveyance altogether. These vehicles transport and transmit our status, energy and power to th e outside world. From within their fortress-like environs we gaze out upon an inferior and diminished world.

The message is clear, 'I have power! I have money! Look upon my mightiness and fear me!' I suppose that men have always fetishized vehicles. While it's an old joke that a large vehicle is a type of compensation for some lack in masculinity, I think that the opposite is actually the truth. Men love these outsized vehicles because they project and embody the power men have enjoyed and enforced throughout most of human history. The aggressive spirit of male energy is often Siamese-twinned with male sexuality. Rape is a male crime. Its prevalence in all societies, throughout all time is emblematic of the underlying frustration that males experience in trying to assert control and dominance over others. Of course we are speaking in generalities here.

We're looking at a big picture scenario and trying to make sense of the symbols of male power and aggression so common in our world. By no means is every man a rapist. Not even owners of Hummers! Another vehicle for this same energy is music.....

He didn't much care for this Alien Ant Farm record. Neither did we. This is one of his only negative reviews for this site.

If you need inspiration look no further. Have a look at the paintings, start to dream, remember old friends, go deep underwater in your mind and experience the outer space that is Keith Boyd.

Blog San Diego is an online resource for live music reviews, cd reviews, music news & features.


Author:: Eric Nielsen
Keywords:: keith boyd,artist review
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The Great Career Switch

Hello. Is the doctor in?

I'll be with you as soon as I finish filling in these forms.

But I really need to see a doctor.

There, now what can I do fo EEEEEK! You...you....you're a grizzly bear.

Yes, ma'am. Can I see the doctor, please?

Wh...why would you want to see the doctor? He doesn't usually see grizzly Bears, you know.

Some movie actor thought he'd be a real smarty and kiss me.

Oh, oh, I saw that on TV. That was Brad Pitt. You're the Brad Pitt Bear.

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

Ooooh, you lucky bear. How did it feel?

Look, miss. This actor comes up and slops one on me. Now I have icky human germs. It's given me a rash. How would you like it if Brad Pitt just walked up to you and kissed you?

Ooooh.

And to add insult to injury, he recorded it on national television. How would you like that?

Ooooh.

And instead of giving me antibiotics, Jennifer Aniston starts pawin g me.

Ooooh.

I feel so used.

Wow, for a bear, you sure lead an exciting life. Kissed by Brad Pitt. Pawed by Jennifer Aniston. National television. Ooh, how thrilling.

I wouldn't call such abuse 'thrilling'. It's not like I have an exciting job...not like yours.

What, this? I spend all day filling in forms.

Wow. I've never filled in forms before.

And I have to book appointments for sick people all day long. And people who think they are sick. And people who don't know if they are sick. And sick people who think they are not sick but don't know if they are sick. And people who are sick but think they are not sick and wonder if that means they might be sick.

Wow. I've never helped sick people before.

And I have to keep explaining why the doctor can't see them yet, because he is busy tending to another patient. Have you any idea how it feels to have to keep explaining that over and over, day after day, week after week?

Pure happiness. You must have the doctor's excuses memorized by now

And I am stuck here under these flood lights, force-fed muzak that sounds like somebody grabbed a CD player and stuffed it with pancake mix and maple syrop until all that is left are the beatless, rythmless memory of a pre-civilization melody.

I love muzak. Big Griz is my favorite muzak composer.

You like that drivel? Hmph. You would probably love this job.

You bet! Filling in forms. Talking to people. Making appointments. Basking in glorious musak what could be better?

Well, you can have it then.

Really? But, then who will kiss Brad Pitt. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

Hey. How about me?

You? You want to kiss Brad Pitt?

Sure, since you do need somebody to do it.

That is so kind of you. You would sacrifice yourself for me.

Yeah. Yeah. Move over. I've got to get puckering.

***

And so, children , that's how the lady found herself stuck in the grizzly bear cage over there.

Wow, Uncle Jimmy. You sure teach us a lot of great stuff every time we come to the zoo. I thought she was just a zookeeper cleaning the cage.

Ah, yes, but she no longer has to listen to muzak, so she is happy. Different people like different things. What brings this lady happiness are not the same things as make a grizzly bear happy, for example. Understand?

I sure do, Uncle Jimmy. It also explains how come Dr. Block has such a grizzly receptionist.

About The Author

The author is freelance writer David Leonhardt, mailto:info@thehappyguy.com. Sign up for his weekly satire column up at http://www.TheHappyGuy.com/positive-thinking-free-ezine.html or read more columns at http://www.TheHappyGuy.com/self-actualization-articles.html. Or join in the happiness at http://www.thehappyguy.com.

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Author:: David Leonhardt
Keywords:: Humo r,Doctors,Bears,customer service,Entertainment,Stories
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