Friday, November 30, 2012

RipTail Roarers Clever Sayings and Brags

Life is short and full of blisters, sighed the elderly southern gentlemen as we exchanged confidences about our various problems.

That seemed to sum up our mutual outlook on the vagaries of human existence, so we shook hands and went our separate ways.

That succinct sentence has returned to memory often since I first heard it several years ago - partly because of its homey philosophy, but mostly because it is a draught of cool water to this writer who has wandered long in a language desert searching for oasises.

I have come to realize that the colorful language of my youth in the South has nearly disappeared from the American scene. We speak in precise phrases, short sentences, business-like declarations. Efficient, but drab.

When I was growing up down home it was common for folks to sprinkle their conversation with colloquialisms. Shoveling smoke, or Money thinks I'm dead, or A day late, and a dollar short, or If they put your brains in a jaybird, it'd fly backwards.

What we need are more inventive talkers - like my Uncle Hooky Brown. He appreciated the fine points of discourse.

Hooky dearly loved clerking in the general store at Bradford, Tennessee. He built up a big trade because he was the best Entertainment that side of the Mississippi.

At the conclusion of each sale, while sacking items purchased, he rattled off - in one breath -- a long list of improbable commodities the customer might have forgotten to order. It was a symphony of dialog in a minute waltz:

Thank you kindly, Miz Boone, and will there be anything else today?

Lampwicksaxehandleshorsecollarscorsetstaysblackeyedpeasprunessealingwax beeswaxcarpettaxfignewtonssunbonnetscoaloilshoepolishfurniturepolishsilverpolish bakingsodasodacrackerssodapoppumpwasherspeppermintstickcheeseclothneedles flowerseedssidemeatbuckshot or button hooks?

The spiel varied - depending on the customer's sense of Humor. It was fun to try and figure out what he was trying to get you to buy. You figure it out.

Once in awhile he would get caught by his tomfoolery. A sly customer would reply, Why, yes, now that you mention it. I'll have a dozen corset stays.

Yes, Mam, Hooky would say without hesitation. We're fresh out just this morning. I'll have a box of them for you tomorrow. Would you care to make a ten-dollar deposit?

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Salty talkers in the olden days abounded everywhere. Hey-day of Rip-tail roarers had nearly vanished in my childhood as regular fare. Nonetheless, we kids in small, southern towns could still coax old-timers to recite the Brags and yells they learned as young ranch hands, lumberjacks or riverboat stevedores.

Roars once were the fashion among rough, hardworking men. They made a dent in my youthful memory.

When I was nine, at Caruthersville, Missouri, my father would take me to the levee at the foot of Main Street to watch the Mississippi cotton boats tie u p for cotton bales.

When there was loading, the good old boys -- who usually whiled away the time around the courthouse -- came down to the levee to watch the goings on.

Dad always took along a plug of chewing tobacco to pass around and loosen the tongues of the old-timers. It didn't take much. I got to keep the little, tin, brand tags on the plugs - such as Tin Star, Red Coon, and Bull of the Woods. They were prized collectibles.

You boys remember any of the old Brags? Dad would say, as he stuffed in a chaw of terbakker. Then I snapped to attention. One Brag I remember went something like this:

I'm half horse, half alligator, with a little touch of snapping turtle, clumb a streak of lightning, slid down a locust tree a hundred feet high, with a wildcat under each arm, and never got a scratch. Whoopee-yip-ho!

I come to this country riding a catamount, whipping him over the head with a forty-five and picking my teeth with a rattlesnake, using a c actus for a piller. Whe-e-e! I'm a two-gun cuss and a very bad man, and it won't do to monkey with me. Whoopee!

I was raised in the backwoods, suckled by a grizzly bear, got nine rows of jaw teeth and holes punched for more, a double coat of hair, steel ribs, boiler tube intestines, a barbed wire tail, and I don't give a damn where I drag it. Whoopee-wee-a-ha!

* * *

Frontiersmen took great pride in their personal yells, or Brags, elaborating on them through the years. Generally they were given preliminary to good-natured tussling or roughhousing.

Brags also were a way of announcing their presence at a strange saloon where they wanted to make friends quickly. A creative Brag usually was rewarded with a free beer.

A bar room sally went something like this:

Hey, look at me! I'm the genuine article, a real double-acting engine. I'm a hard customer that can lick any man here. If you don't believe it, step up and try me. I can out-run, o ut-jump, out-swim, chaw more tabaccy and spit less, drink more whiskey and keep soberer, than any man in these localities. Come out some of you and die decently, for I'm spieling fer a fight.

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The best roarers were river men who drifted up and down the Mississippi without calling any place home until they got too old to haul a hawser. Once I heard this magnificent boast at the Caruthersville levee:

  • Yah-hoo! I'm the old original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansaw. They call be Sudden Death and General Desolation.
  • Sired by a hurricane. Damn'd by an earthquake. Half-brother to the cholera. Nearly related to the small pox on my mother's side.
  • Look at me! I take nineteen alligators and a bar'l of whiskey for breakfast when I'm in robust health, and a bushel of rattlesnakes and a dead body when I'm ailing. I split the everlasting rocks with my g lance, and I squench the thunder when I speak. Whoo-op!
  • Stand back and give me room according to my strength. Blood's my natural drink, and the wails of the dying is music to my ears. Cast your eyes on me, gentlemen. Lay low and hold your breath, for I'm bout to turn myself loose.

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How I cherish the character descriptions of my youth.

  • Pretty as a new soda fountain.
  • Fidgety as a cat on a hot tin roof.
  • If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
  • She eats like there is no tomorrow.
  • Knee-high to a grasshopper.
  • He drinks like it is about to go out of style.
  • Tender as a mother's heart.
  • He doesn't care any more about a nickel than his right eye.
  • She's tighter than bark on a tree.
  • Butter won't melt in his mouth.
  • Busy as a one-armed paper hanger.
  • His m outh is so big that if it wasn't for his ears, the top of his head would be an island.
  • Big as life and twice as handsome.

Compliments in the old days were enhanced by an imaginative choice of words. Insults were tempered by a touch of Humor.

Perhaps life today wouldn't be so grim if only we had the knack of speaking colorfully. Give us more Rip-tail roarers and salty talkers.

October 21, 2001

Lindsey Williams is a Sun columnist who can be contacted at:

LinWms@earthlink.net

LinWms@lindseywilliams.org

Website: http://www.lindseywilliams.org with several hundred of Lin's Editorial & At Large articles written over 40 years.

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Author:: Lindsey Williams
Keywords:: Humor,Sayings,Entertainment,Histo ry,Americana,Brag,Whopper,Rip-tail,Insult,Linguistic
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How Did It Happen?

How did it happen that my face has gotten so many Wrinkles?
We look at ourselves in the Mirror everyday, but we really don't see ourselves. We seem to always look the same. Then one day it hits us right in the face, and I mean, right in the face. There are Wrinkles on our forehead, there's some in the middle of our face right between our eyes. They, whoever they are, say Wrinkles come from worrying. I guess those Wrinkles got there from worrying about getting older. Of course Wrinkles appear for different reasons. Some come from being in the sun too much or worrying where the kids are when they are late getting home, some families are just wrinkled, and I am sure there are other reasons I haven't thought about. If you don't have Wrinkles, you must of had a facelift.

How did it happen that my ha ir turned Gray overnight?
I looked in the Mirror one morning and was shocked to see that overnight my hair had turned Gray. Why, just yesterday I didn't have even one Gray hair, much less a whole head full. Well, maybe I had one or two Gray hairs but that was all. What happened? This I can't explain except to say the years have gone by so fast that I just didn't realize I was old enough to have Gray hair. Of course there are people who start getting Gray when they are young, but not me, I waited so I could be surprised.

How did it happen that I can't do the things I used to do?
As we Age our bodies change, little by little. We move slower but don't realize it until we see the turtles passing us. Our minds are much slower to go than our bodies and that makes life more difficult. Age brings man y changes to our body and our mind during our lifetime, some good and some not so good. Even though we have learned many things over the years, there are some things we have a hard time grasping. Our minds tell us we can do everything we used to do, the same way, maybe even better and our bodies tell use they can't and won't work that much or that hard anymore. What a sad day that is.

How did all these things happen and I never realized it was happening?
Well I guess we have such a good time when we are young that we just didn't realize it doesn't last forever. Fifty seems to be the magic Age to start getting parts replaced and going to the doctor with a pain here and a pain there. And of course your AARP cards shows up in your mailbox. My AARP card? I'm too young for that. That's for old people. Your AARP card is a wake up call for what lies ahead. Who started that saying about the golden years. What is golden about getting older. The folks around us don't seem to realize we can still hear, don't yell at us. We don't have to have someone to help us get around, not yet anyway. We can still do our jobs, we don't need to be forced into retirement. Aging is a process we have to go through, even if we don't like it. But let me say this, it is not all bad, you get a senior citizen's discount in many places.

How did it happen that I have had such a great life?
I had to work at it and it is not over yet. I plan to keep computing and writing until.......

All of these are my thoughts on how it happens.

About the author Rita Tate is the webmaster and editor for the website My Pal's Place, http://www.mypalsplace.com/ [Re-print is permitted if a clickable link to http://www.mypalsplace.com/ is included with the article


Author:: Rita Tate
Keywords:: Wrinkles, Age, golden years, Gray, Mirror
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Romancing San Francisco (Chapter #3 (Part two): Karate Test)

Tienes hambre? the mother said to me, and George translated it to Are you hungry?

No, I said, but thanks. George showed me my bed on the porch; --by the looks of things Id have to find another place soon, it had screens and windows all around the porch, but it didnt have any heat ventilationI told myself, first things first.

Do you play chess, George asked, and I assured him I did, but wasnt too good, but felt I could beat a ten year old. Ill play a game as soon as I get settled, ok. He smiled.

It didnt take me much to get settled. The mother showed me where the bathroom was, which amounted to me having to leave the porch area, and walk through a doorway into the kitchen and the bathroom was to the right. I had to use it at that moment, and when I shut the door to take a leak, you could hear every drop, I felt funny, as if the whole house could hear. But the place was temporary, and it only cost $5.00 a week. And I was making $70.

As I left the bathroom and met George, he introduced me to his father, his fathers brother, and four kids, not sure who they belonged to, and another woman about thirty-five; --then George and I went to play a game of chess.

The game lasted about two hours, he beat me. I think he could have beaten me in about twenty-minutes, but it was I who had to do all the thinking, and he sat quietly as I moved my chessmen. I got the feeling he knew I was going to be easy pray. But I was happy I had a place to stay. People are given gifts in life, when you do not appreciate them, it becomes part of your attitude, and life can be quite hard on you. That person who was going to help could be lost in the wind. And so I tried to show as much respect as I could, and appreciation.

As the weeks went by, they had me in a few times for meals, but I didnt eat all that much; --I worked at Lilli Ann Company, and in the meantime, played chess with George, and of course he beat me all the time . At night Id go up to the Castro district and get drunk, usually stopping at least for an hour or so at Sammies.

One time at Lilli Ann, I met Adolph Shuman on more human bases, other than work. He had stopped in the caf up the street; it was a small Chinese place. He brought in his small white dog, I think it was a terrier, a few people by me were complaining, but I paid them no heed. The manager of Lilli Ann, spotted me, and had me come over and meet Mr. Shuman, for some odd reason I was quite scared, but played it down, and he looked at me as if I was not recognizable, but said hello, and I went back about to eat, and the manager said again, sit with us. And so did, and I just kind of froze and tried to eat, but my hands were a bit shaky; or so they seemed. The rest of the group at the table, which was a blond assistant to the manager, a pretty young lady about five foot six inches, --reserved looking always, a calm voice, and a sensitive manner; --then the man ager himself, Mr. Rosenberg, who started talked. I found my head bobbing up and down to smile but I didnt know what to say, so I started thinking about the first small novel I had bought and started to read, about a relationship between two Italian lovers. And then they got up and left, all saying their good-bys, and Adolph waving his hand somewhat, as a goodbye jester to me, since he could not get to saying it directly; although he did mumble something under his breath. I suppose, I thought, power and money can do many things to a personality. He seemed a busy sort of fellow, and tried to show his human side, and/or equality side. But you could see the guarded side of him. And of course, owning a big business, people always try to take advantage of you, not really knowing who's really on your side, and his fooling around with the models at work. I suppose Id be a little restless.

On weekends Id walked down by the Golden Gate Bridge a few times, even across it. At night when I was down there I loved seeing the patched clouds in the evening, looking over the Golden Gate, I loved to watch the sun go down, with its bright yellows fading into its red and gray background. It was like the clouds wanted to hide it, so I couldnt see. I suppose when youre alone a lot you think the sun follows you; one takes things on a more personal level.

Sometimes along the shores out by the Cliff House by Sutro Heights you could hear the sounds of the expiring waves that seemed to sooth my hot blood. I had no complaints, matter of fact, no one back home would believe me if I told them my story, all inclusive, for the most part. To include, meeting and befriending Goesi, and working for a dress designing company for Adolph Shuman. I had not met him on a personal note yet, that but indirectly I did, he was being chased by a beautiful model throughout his dress factory, and she had a giant pearl on her finger I noticed, I guess it was a gift from the millionaire. He told me to hold a door for him so she would not be able to get to him. I did for a moment, and then let the door open again, thinking this was foolish. She was quite tall, but beautiful, with a very healthy looking body. Later on that day my boss Mr. Blair, also showed me his Rolls Royce in the garage next to the building I worked in.

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The Karate Test and the Dentist

Another few weeks went by and my teeth were starting to hurt, I had two huge molars in the back, and I needed to do something soon, they seemed to be hurting more everyday; --at work my boss had told me I had a red line going down my neck and it was starting to get infected, I was scared it go to my heart. They told me to take off a week of work, and get taken care of, but really could not afford to, but I did.

Lorenzo at the dojo gave me the phone number of the San Francisco State University Dentistry, I called them and made an appointment. It was a free clinic and the students worked on you. I had to wait until Monday, it was Friday now. I was starting to get a little fever over this also. I was getting a bit restless on my free week off, and doing a lot of resting. I even bought my first novel, it was only 109-pages, but it was interesting. It was about this Italian man who found this woman, and she had breasts that fit perfectly into his palm. I got thinking, she was real thin, or he had big hands. Never read anything like that before. As I waited for the day to come at for the dentist I finished reading the book, took me all of four days.

As Saturday came, I walked up Castro Street to the dojo, it was kind of a big day, and I was a little under the weather, but ok. We had a test today, an endurance test. As I got ready putting on my white karate jacket, I stood bowed to the Master, and did some exercises to get ready for the test. Then Gosei called us all to order, and he an Buck stood at the end of a li ne of which thirteen karate men were standing in line; --some black belts, brown belts, green belts like me, and a few white belts.

Tom the banker was there, he always seemed a bit rigid, his body that is and so I was quite surprised he ever made 3rd degree black belt, but he did, he also kept the books updated somewhat, for the dojo to my understanding, but I could be wrong, it just seemed he was involved in that manner, and from what I heard; and I think some of the degree titles were given out for longevity and for services rendered, other than for outstanding skill, but then do we not do that for the sake of love, and regard to those who have devoted themselves in one way or another to your cause, I have seen it more than once at my young age, it is not the unpardonable sin, if a sin at all; I told myself how many colleges have given out a mess of Ph. Ds because they got a donation here or there, or for that matter, for lesser things done in the name of higher ed ucation. I am not saying he wasnt worth his belt, but his skills never impressed me; --incidentally, he is one of the judges today.

Ok, Tom told everyone, you will fight for three minutes sparing, free style, ---pull your punches from the face, well be able to see if you hit or not, it takes more skill to actually pull your punches than to have physical contact [hit. And you will get a ten-second rest, and when I say next, you will shift to your next opponent.

I started out fairly good; I had to fight another green belt, which I was twice as good as he, and a lot faster. But then I had been a green belt for two years, and normally you are only one for a year. I was hoping to get my Brown Belt after Gogen comes to San Francisco, for the Tournament, we would have to do another test and then wed be able to upgrade our belts.

Next, Tom said. I now had this young Black Belt, that is, he was my age, and we went in circles for a minute, and then our hands and feet went into a fast pace, he was quite impressed with me, I blocked everything he threw at me, and countered his with a good offensive three step attack.

How long you were practicing Karate, he said as I shifted into a Cat Stance, as we settled down for a moment, we usually didnt talk, I smiled, Three years, I said.

I thought so, then he threw a back kick but I caught it, and he was on one foot, but I let it drop and went in for an eye contact with my fingers, I knew it was forbidden but I did, and just touched his eye lids, and pulled my fingers back. I had hands faster than lightening. Id practice daily in front of the mirrors for two hours my fingers poking at eyes; I visualized eyes in the mirrors all the time, --I felt if a man could not see you, he could not fight you, and it was working. Most of my fights were quickly dispersed to a stop once I did that. Touch his eyes and do a back kick, and the man was out, --and if you happen to hit him in the g roin without a cup on, down he went, that happened three times, meaning, I did it to my opponents.

Next, now I was fighting with a wild white belt and just trying to avoid his swinging wildly. I figured if I went in for a sold punch or kick, and missed Id look bad, and he was looking bad enough now, for the most part.

NextnextnextI now was on my last opponent, I could hardly hold up my hands, and my feet under me were becoming noodle like. My reflexes were down, and I just wanted to get it over with, but I needed to keep a good show and so I become extra, or overly defensive, allowing the other person to be more aggressive, --I could block most anything anyone could throw, so I felt safe doing that. Once I went into an offensive action, he could counter me, and Id be off balance, and I was too weak to allow myself to be put into that position.

Ok, STOP! Tom yelled.

Very good, everyone was very good Gosei said, but I knew he was being extra kind. This was no time for decision making, and wed all find out how we did later.

As we all were dismissed I went and sat in the open area where the sofa and counter was, it was kind of a gathering area.

Did you call the University, Lorenzo asked.

Yaw, Monday theyre going to check me out.

I hope so, the red line is at the end of your neck Chick, and youre looking a little more worn than usual. He was right, I was. My fever was getting worse, and most likely this work out might have help it along.

Gosei came by and said hello, and gave me his powerful smile, asking how my new living quarters were. I told him fine, but it was getting a little nippy, and there really was no privacy. But he did more than his share to help me; so I left it alone. I think he just marveled at the fact I would come 2000-miles to learn karate from him, and respected me or that. Plus, I was a green-horn in a big city I was not used to. He was kind of a father figure for me.

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That day I asked Goesi if I could free-fight him. He looked at me shocked.

You do not know what you are asking, he said, and gave me that smile, then asked Buck to take a picture of him and I standing in a stance looking solidly at one another as if we were going to fight. Then he gave me the picture. I then turned around and took another picture of him, after asking him how high he could kick. As years would go by, I would hold on to them pictures as if it they were a treasure, and to me they still are. But as Goesi walked away, with that smile again, Buck came to explain to me, and he also was like a big brother, Chick, Goesi meant no disrespect when he said what he said, but what he meant is/or was, you could not block his combinations, or anticipate them; I have a hard time doing it, and Im a 4th degree. I think he does want you to get hurt.

I said:

Thanks Buck, with a little sigh of relief. I never complained, and I th ink that is what Buck and Goesi like about me. On one hand I was simple, and on the other, carelessly too brave for my skills. But I loved them both.

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The Nippy Porch

Well, it was Monday morning, I had my alarm clock go off, and when I got out from under the warm blanket, I rushed to get into the bathroom, it was a bit chilly, and damp, but not bad --and then I put my cloths on. The Spanish mother and sister were sitting in the kitchen having coffee, they could see me through the doorway, and it was attached to the kitchen. Actually there were two doors to the porch, one to the kitchen and one to the outside, so I wouldnt have to bother going through the kitchen should I just want to leave unnoticed. I went to the bathroom, smiled at them as I came out, Im sure they heard the water-falls again, I hated that, then quickly went back into my outside den, and put on a light jacket.

I caught one of them big-electric busses called street-cars, I actually liked them. Down on Market Street they were digging underground, it was all torn up, building some kind of transit system. As I sat on the street car, I felt my face, --it was getting puffier than I had notice before, and it was starting to sweat.

Next stop, the campus I got off, and found my way to the dentistry department. They took me right away. The young man who situated me in his medical chair, waited for another man who was working on a client next to me to come over. Then the older man looked me over, pin pointing what had to be done. He recommends that the lower tooth be cracked, so you can get into it to pull out, because it was too large, and the upper one would simply come out straight without cracking it. Both teeth were pushing the rest of my teeth into a crooked state. He told him to be careful, he didnt want the poison in my system to shift, and gave me a shot of something in fear of whatever big words he was using, it meant seriousne ss if it was done wrong, for me that is.

A long time seem to have gone by, and then one by one the two molars came out. When it was all over, the apprentice-doctor told me not to go to work for a week, but it would be wise to rest, and absolutely no karate, or wild activities. He wanted the infection to just goooo away. I thank them both, and left. But I was in route for Sammies bar, I needed a drink, but first I called Lilli Ann, and tried to get a hold of my boss, Mr. Blair, I always liked the way he talked, like he came out of Scotland Yard, in London, but the secretary said he was out to lunch, then I asked for the Manager, Mr. Rosenberg, he was a Jew, like Mr. Shuman, who had help him out with this job a few years back. He was a bit worried these days though, he told me Mr. Shuman sometime ago had put a friends son into college and he was graduating soon, I think in June, and had promised him a managers position, and felt his job was the one he was giving away.

I didnt say anything because Mr. Rosenberg was always quite fare. And he wasnt asking for advise, rather he needed to talk, and someone simply to listen, someone that is that didnt cost $100 an hour like a Psychologist. He was in his early thirties, possible about 33-years old. When it got hot in the departments he would get a wheel barrel and fill it with ice, and sodas and go all over the floors of the building, and across the street to the other one story building, giving them away to all the workers. He was a little odd, but I always felt, who was I to be calling anyone odd, I mean, it has been suggested a few times already in my short life here on earth, I can just imagine when I am older.

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Drowning in a Pool of Shadows Mescaline Take One

Mescaline is something I only did a few times. I imagine I only did it a few times because it was so hard to come by. For those of you that don't know, mescaline is also referred to as micro-dots. It's a wild drug for a wild mind.

I believe it was a thursday...the baseball team was on a road trip and I was stuck in the apartment with a bad foot injury. As I sit there sinking into the couch wasting yet again another beautiful day, I hear a knock at my door. It's my old roommate, Mike. He walks in with this big shit eating grin on his face. He said he had something new for us to try out. I, of course, was very interested. If I had only known what was going to happen later that day...I might have told Mike to go back home.

After sitting on the couch for probably only a second or two, Mike then began explaining to me all about mescaline. He explained how it works and tried comparing it to mellow acid as far as the visuals go. He then proceeded to tell me that he ha d already snorted one and swallowed one. So, I of course had to top that. I swallowed two and snorted two. I guess Mike felt the need to be on the same level as me so he swallowed two more.

After roughly thirty minutes I started to feel a body buzz like I had never felt before. It was kind of like being drunk, but not exactly. It was kind of like being on acid, but not exactly. Whatever this new feeling was that my body was experiencing was something I felt extremely comfortable with. If you thought acid and shrooms made you laugh a lot you've never experienced anything yet. Mescaline makes you laugh to the point where your stomach and face both lock up and begin to hurt but there's nothing you can do about it except laugh harder.

A couple hours into our trip my phone began to ring. Guess who? It's my father...and guess where he is? Oh, he's only staying in a hotel room four miles away. He came up to surprise me. YES, THIS WAS A HUGE SURPRISE! Hey, Tanner, it's y our dad. I wanted to know if you would like to meet me for an early dinner? Meet for an early dinner?!?! Oh sweet Jesus. How the hell am I going to get through this? I can't say no because if I did he would come straight to the apartment for sure. If I do meet up with him I could blow my cover. Yes, at this point I was in 007 mode. Where can we meet up to at that's dark? How I managed to pull Outback Steakhouse out of my ass is beyond me. It's the perfect setting for dilated pupils.

He got there before me and was already sitting at a table. I sat down trying to milk my leg injury the best I could so maybe it would take some of the focus away from my eyes and face. So, here comes out waitress. Are you gentleman ready to order? I thought to myself, eat?...is she f*cking kidding me?....there's no way in hell I could eat anything right now. I ended up ordering the first thing that came to mind.....cheese fries. My dad said we'd share them cause neither of us were very hung ry....me for obvious reasons stated above. The conversation was dull because all I talked about was my leg. At this point in the trip it became harder and harder to focus on anything. My senses were off the charts. You can literally hear a mouse fart from a thousand yards away on mescaline. I could hear all the conversations taking place around us....not to mention I was also hallucinating.

As soon as the cheese fries got to the table my dad began to dig in. I, however, wasn't having an easy time. The cheese fries looked like snakes and eels. When I finally got the nerve to eat I had to look away from the plate to grab the fries. This was horrible. Here I am tripping balls trying to eat god damn cheese flavored snakes and eels with my father. I consider this a child's worst nightmare.

Believe it or not, my dad never suspected a thing. Somehow through all my random babble and odd table behavior, I made it through the dinner from hell. He asked if I wanted to go ba ck to his hotel room for a while to hang out and watch a movie or something. I then came up with some bullshit excuse why I couldn't go. We then parted our separate ways and left.

I walk into the front door of my apartment to find Mike pacing back and fourth chain smoking around my living room. He had been frantically waiting for my arrival. He couldn't believe I didn't get caught. The entire time I was gone he was freaking out. He said he was worried my dad would catch me and that he would have to spent the next eight to ten hours of this trip alone. I could see how someone would go mad being alone on mescaline. It's the ultimate mind f*ck.

After getting settled back in the laughing began happening again. I described how people looked in the restaurant. How the food looked. How I could hear EVERYTHING going on in the restaurant.

I don't really do drugs anymore. I can count on one hand how many times I've smoked pot in the past three years or so. But, I wou ld consider doing mescaline again. That's the most complex and fun drug I have ever done.

Tanner Rhoden


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Home School Decisions

Just thinking about taking your kids out of the traditional public or private school is terrifying, isnt it?

Being intimidated by moving forward to something new isnt really about doing the new. It is more a fear of leaving the comfortable behind.

An old pair of shoes

Do you have a really comfortable pair of shoes? They may be slippers or tennis shoes. It doesnt matter what kind of shoes, just so comfortable that you can slip into them like an old habit. These are the kind of shoes that you cant wait to get into after a hard day of work. Like Mr. Rogers slipping on his blue pair of Keds. Wont you be my neighbor?

I have a pair of shoes like that. They are so comfortable that I could probably fall asleep in them. And that may be the problem.

A new pair of shoes.

Do you remember when you were a kid and got the new pair of tennis shoes? I bet you felt like you could run faster and jump higher when you put them on. We recently bough t my son a new pair of Batman tennis shoes. He took off! I didnt even have to wind him up.

Comfortable habits like comfortable shoes are nice to have, but I want to encourage you to try on a new pair of shoes every once in a while. Trying something new, like a new pair of shoes, may be uncomfortable at first, but it will make you feel like you can run faster, jump higher and be just plain invincible.

The decision to Homeschool is not as trivial as putting on a new pair of shoes. It may be one of the most important decisions you have ever made. Please carefully consider your options. Is it right for your children? Is it right for your Family? I just want to encourage you NOT to make the decision based on comfort.

If Homeschooling stretches your comfort zone and challenges your children, do it. If you know that Homeschooling is the best option for your children, but you are pushing back because it might be uncomfortable, do it.

No one ever grew by staying put and staying comfortable. No parent ever raised their children to become excellent adults by taking the easy way. Go get a new pair of shoes today.

Steve Brummet is a communication expert, writer and speaker who works with all types of organizations to increase understanding of communication styles.

Better communication can help you and your organization reduce stress and increase productivity. For more information on one of our workshops, please feel free to call or write.

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Keywords:: Family, Homeschool, home school, Education, Parenting, Families, personal growth
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Thursday, November 29, 2012

A Short Story About Fighting For Fish Reinventing The World

Max is Passionate. He has the type of personality that one once thought all really wealthy people must have, part crazy and part genius, each part keeping the other under control. He tries to reinvent the world. He is the type of person that will not be contained or controlled. He is hard charging, aggressive, fearless, and sometimes stupid as a result. Yet still, he is one to admire.

He has no respect for rules or authority, though he has become an authority himself. What are they going to do? he would say. He has been shot at five times. He was hit only oncein the calf. He still got away from the shooter.

He was in the air force, and loved the exhilaration of flying. He would push the envelope in both the F-16 and his, much less equipped blue and tan private plane. He would do things in his small private plane about which other pilots would comment The plane just wasnt built for that as they shook their head and looked down towards the stable ground.

Hi s theory of crossing streets is that if a car hit him, the collision with his soft and supple flesh would dent the car, and thus damage his aggressor. He would walk out into traffic, unafraid of the fast moving automobiles.

Max is a man of learning. Once at the age of 14 he read the encyclopedia straight through. He also put himself through college and law school.

Maxs style of practicing the law is surely an aggressive one. He would fluster people. Max is a tall man with a good build. This, especially when he really gets going, is extremely intimidating. I have heard stories where he got a witnesses so flustered in cross-examination that when the witness was told to go back to his seat, he angrily stood up, pouting, and briskly walked directly into the wall behind them.

* * *

On one of his Fishing trips Max got in a fight with nature. He went to a Ranch in the Truchas peaks, at the base of the rocky mountains to catch his Fish. The two day trip consisted of standing in the river, trying to reclaim his fly Fishing line from a tree, diving on top of grasshoppers in order to use them as bait, sliding down a steep hill into the river, breaking bRanches off of trees to start a camp fire, having his tent collapse on him in the rain, catching several whoppers of Fish, losing blood, and of course getting smelly.

At the end of the journey on his way home he stopped by the Ranch house with the Trout he had caught in a light bl ue cooler. He smelled of Fish, smoke, dirt, grass, tree, mud, and rain. He was inside the immense, dark, creaky, and musty smelling Ranch house when the Dog of a Ranch hand smelled the Fish. Max was learning about how many coyotes were recently caught on the Ranch when the Dog cleverly discovered how to open the cooler. The Dog started to eat the Trout only when Max was on his way back out of the house.

Max was not pleased by the state of his hard won Fish. He started yel ling, whooping, and waving his arms around. The Dog, confused by this, decided to move its meal to a quieter location. It pulled its ears back and looked at Max, completely confused as to why he was leaping around. The discovery of fresh Fish was not a time to panic. The Dog picked up the Trout he was eating and started to turn around.

The Dog was part dingo, from Australia. It would often try to follow people all over the Ranch. It had a condensed build, one that could handle a lot of abuse without too much trouble. The Dogs fur was a thick brown on the sides and head with touches of white on the back. Living on the Ranch the brown fade d to black, and the white to tan.

Max was not willing to let the Fish go, and dove for it. The sliding caused dust to fly up into the air. The thick plume turned all the colors into pastels of brown, in the sharp New Mexican sun. When the dust finally cleared, Max lay belly to the ground, looking up at the Dog. The Dog looked down at Max, even more confused than before. At this point the Dog realized that Max had the tail of its Trout in his right hand. Max would not have eaten the Fish now; it had Dog slobber all over it. However, Max was willing to fight for the Fish with all he had.

Both the Dog and Max pulled on the Fish. Neither Max nor the Dog made progress, though both growled. After a short scuffle, the contenders were completely covered in a thin tan dust. Max was able to gain the upper hand by standing up. He then proceeded to lift the Dog off the ground by lifting the Fish. The Dog flailed its legs about, as if it were running straight upwards, and def iantly growled as it dangled there, refusing to let go of the Fish. Max took his other arm and put it around the Dog. He held the Fish in one hand and the Dog in the other. Then Max whispered to the Dog as he used his negotiation skills to get the Dog to release the Fish. The Dog was not persuaded and made a powerful rebuttal by shaking its head vigorously.

This continued until one of the Dogs legs got within pushing distance of Maxs thigh. The Dog placed his paw on Maxs leg and pushed off with enough force to jump completely out of Maxs arms. In flight, the Dog was able to twist the Fish out of Maxs hand. Max was so surprised by the Dogs move that he didnt react. He just stood there in the same position, arm still curled as if it held the Dog, and hand still held out as if the Fish remained in its grasp. The Dog, however, miscalculated its landing and landed Fish first, then nose, leaving a fin of dust over its landing strip.

The Dog stood up, unwilling to accep t that its Fish now had rocks embedded in it, and marched off triumphantly. Max collected his remaining Fish together, put them back in the cooler, and bought the Dog.

Thad Guy is a writer from Northern New Mexico. If you like this story, tell others about it. If enough interest is shown, we might be able to convince Thad to post some of his other short stories.

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Keywords:: New Mexico, Trout, Dog, Truchas, Passion, Fish, Ranch
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Chess Set Design What the Cook Jaques Duopoly Did

I wonder if Nathaniel Cook and John Jaques ever realized that the staunton Chess Design would be so dominating as 'the' style of Chess Sets and 'the' Design chosen for global Chess tournaments. What would Bill Gates have done? Sold a license for each Set, and each game played? The re-boot functionality would be useful for my poorer games - a handy technique for Doh! We'll have to start the game over again. I bet Bill plays a mean game in practice, no doubt with many similari ties to a computer.

Before the days of Cook and Jaques the Design of Chess Sets was rather different than todays. Whilst weighting has been the predominant improvement since those days, previously there was a wonderful array of resplendent Design, unharnessed by the restrictions messers Cook and Jaques imposed. A look at those Designs gives an insight into the imagination of our ancestors. And why not? What a perfect medium for expression. The church could provide Biblical figures, the Romans could add their political and military heroes, the Eastern empires could Design Chess Sets based on their rich heritege and monarchies. The Cook Ja ques duopoly put a dampener on all this. Now we have to have the Knights with a strong horse metaphor, the Bishops have to have their mitre, the Queen has to have her Coronet and the King his cross. The pawns are plain the rook is dominated by it's distinctive ballistrade.

But we have a secret weapon to overcome the dampeners placed upon us, the binding upon our imagination and the rules restricting our expression. Here horsey horsey... let's make you pretty! With some occasional diversion, the Knight has become the focus of Chess Design such that it stands out in many luxury Chess Sets as the end result of a craftsmans (sorry ladies...) thought, talent and skill. And there are many outstanding examples of Chess Set Design that enable the modern craftsman to regard the Knight as his palette with awe inspiring results. Wanna see some?

Here's a Design called the Ultimate Knight. And what about this bespoke Design - this belongs in a museum display huh?. The third example is one where the craftsmen take two days to create just one single Knight - the Bridled Knight - also known by other names.

Tournaments worldwide use the staunton Design for matches using the most traditional of Designs. Can't have our little Chess prodigies mistaking a pawn for a bishop - can we? D on't know about you - but I can't warm to theme Sets: mickey mouse, star wars, lord of the rings, etc. Staunton has fulilled a need, just like Bill's operating system, Henry's car and my litte pink pencil sharpener. Thank you guys. But thank you also for leaving us a little area for expression. Now, where's my riding saddle...?

Author: Baron Turner of ChessBaron USA, France and UK - Innovative Chess Sets, Chess Boards and Chess Pieces


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Keywords:: 'Chess Sets', 'Chess Set', Design, Set, 'Chess board', 'john jaques', 'nathaniel cook', Chess
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"A Romance in Augsburg" (Potato Fields and the Cemetery) Chapters: 6 thru 7

The rush hour would always be a little tense, many high ranking officers coming through the gate, --it really didnt bother me, but a lot of the other security police it did bother: matter-of-fact now that I think of it, that is why SFC Flattery our platoon sergeant never was around at that particular time, in the early part of the morning.

The pain of drinking the evening before simply slows one down in the morningfor a few hours anyway, but wed always get our focus back, and mine was coming.

I tried to pay close attention to the incoming cars, they liked it when you caught their eyes the drivers eyes, and then they knew all was well. I could give them a ticket if they overlooked a signal. And they and Iboth of us, wanted to offer the other as little distraction as possible, they were going to work, and I was working. I suppose Ski knew this, and that is why he said very little, he could play catch-up with me later.

Sometimes Id get so drunk the night b efore Id be too lame to work the next day, and had to pay someone to take my shift. And end up taking an evening shift for them at another time, it would tie me up from other plans somewhat, but thats the way things work I guess. I had a ten-hour shift today. Matter-of-fact I have it all week. But I will get three days off straight, with no bed check, thereafter. No more bed checksthank God.

The cars now were starting to weed out, so I lit a cigarette, shivering a little from the light breeze passing by, the March wind was very cool. Conversations were far and in-between at this gate, it was the main gate, and not like the other one at the other end of this somewhat, large, military compound: there you could talk a lot with passersby.

I liked the cobblestone streets left over from World War One [WWI throughout Reese Kasarine [military complex. My motor functions were improving now, -- my eyes seemed wider becoming sober.

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It was turning o ut to be a fine day; the temperature seemed to be just right with a light luke-warm-breeze making an interesting morning of comfort; over to the far northern corner beyond the gate there was an empty lot along the side by the flag pole where a huge rock rested, it had an inscription that read In memory of the Battle of Chickamauga, someone told me it was some great Civil War battle, a bloody one at that. Ill have to check that out some day, I told myself. I found for myselfoften times, starring at that rock, day after day, it was strange seeing it way on the other side of the Atlantic, you know, the battle was way over in America, not here I think in Virginia, 1861.

The only thing I didnt like about this morning shift was I had to raise the flag. Not that it was a lot of work, but if you dropped it, it could be grounds for military madness. And I didnt care to rock the boat. Plus I was starting to like Germany with its many festivals; it seemed like there was on e going on all the time in this vicinity, and straightforward, there was one going on this very minute across the street, up the block from the compound. Or it will be this afternoon. It wasnt real big, but it had a huge beer tent, as they called it here, and that is all I really cared about, or for what it is worth, what most GIs cared about. All these fairs had huge beer tents, every one of them.

You could see kids, mothers, and fathers all wearing their Robin Hood looking hats; some were dressed in old German style pants and dresses, --yes, a good assortment of people were there. I liked it if not for the beer, for the home life it brought back into my memories, my body. It just felt good. It had been active going on two weeks and it would last one more week, I had been there three times, I figured Id go there one more time: perhaps this coming weekendpossibly.

As I took my lunch break in the larger part of the guardhouse which was a part of the barracks ad jacent to the city street, and to the side of the gate way to the facilitywhere a window was, I did my paperwork looking out of both windows watching German made cars drive bynot like back home where you would see a variety of cars like Fords, Dodges, Chevys, etc there was not a great verity here to witness; I also checked out the side window were my partner waved the cars on throughthen back to my paperwork, and checking and marking the documentation on my inspection sheets, and insuring they were in order, insuring I marked the trucks, and other vehicles I had inspected in the morning in the proper places, --very seldom did I ever find any contraband, and for today, there really was nothing out of the ordinary to report. There was a stand up metal ashtray by the side window, I sat down turned the radio off and sharpened my pencil and filled in with check marks in the proper boxes indicating no unusual traffic, and had a cigarette.

I was starting to think about Chris , I felt she was somewhat drawn into my emotional charms and frankness, I think that is all men are needed for nowadays anyways: emotional support. It seems they work, make money just like us men; to be blunt, she was doing better than me.

She seemed to be genuine for the most part. She was a German-Jew, she had told me, and her father was killed just prior to the Nazis deserting and escaping the occupation of their so-called Motherland, of World War Two [WWII. I guess a number of SS menHitlers Elite that is, --came into her fathers study room [library, he was some kind of professor, and her mother grabbed her as she was a child then in 1945, I guess she was only a year old at the time, and the SS Germans took him: --that was the last they had ever heard from, or of him. Chris had told me her mother and she hid behind a sofa chair and he tried to draw them away from them, and I guess he did.

He was never seen of again, as I have just mentioned, and I guess her mother took her to London, England, until after the war when they returned and reclaimed their property. She was a little careful about letting me know she was a Jew, not sure why, I guess being brought up in Minnesota, I never thought much of nationalities as a barrier. She was watching my response now that I think of it. And she got it out quick. I was worried if shed want to go back out with a private, as much as she was worried if Id want to go out with a Jew. I suppose her being more educated than I at first glance made me pull back a little, but that was past.

Remember you got a few more hours left on your station, PFC Evens, said Sergeant First Class Flattery.

Yaw sergeant, just thinking about a gal I met, Chris.

Well you get your head back into the paperwork, and eat, you still got a little time yet before youre off duty. Right?

Right.

Wellah, how was she

Chris.

If thats her name

Yes, yes. Thats her, something special , I think, --not used to dating in a while.

Ah! Have I got to tell you?

No sar-g I said soothingly its great.

The Sergeant walked outside, he most likely was going home, he lived off base with his family; he was a nice sort of guy, a little slow at times, he made E-7 [SFC, which is a good rank, yet some of the other sergeants made fun of him, but he had more class than they. It took him 18 years to make his rank though, I guess normally it should take only about 10 to 12-years; he was about to retire in a year and a half he had told us at the guardhouse. He took everything with a calmness I never knew, something Id like to inherit I told myself many times, I was always anxious it seemed, almost hyperventilating to get to the next step one might say.

Chris had told me on the way home last night she was interested in me, on one hand, but I think she wanted her cake and eat it to, for she was going with another man, a German she said, and had to let me know it was for money reasons, he paid her rent, some rich cat. I wanted to say forget it, and just go on with life, but I pretended it was no big thing. I had nothing to lose, plus I really did not have anything going for me here anyhow. And somewhere along the line, we could deal with that issue if it came up later, if she intended to develop any kind of ongoing relationship with me beyond a sexual-friendship. ☺

It was 4:45 PM, Chris drove up by the gate door, as I walked outside with my uniform on, she leaned over with the window open, Ant men funny, she chuckled at me, or was it herself, she had a nice looking green Mustang, it shinned as the sun bounced off her hood.

Fifteen minutes early, I said.

I know, she replied, I wanted to see you in your uniform, you look gooddelicious!

Come please, I need to talk to you

There was a tear in the side of her eye, not sure what it was for.

Wait a minute.

Joe, I said, my corporal f riend who was on duty next, can you take the shift now, I sense Chris is in a little despair?

Surego.

I quickly dressed into civilian cloths and rushed out to see Chris, got into her car asking, Whats the trouble? She drove off quickly and parked over by where she was a manager of a pizza caf/guesthouse, which were several blocks west of the base.

I called London, I lost $50,000 dollars, last night, the dollar went down and the mark went up. I had my life savings in it. I was up early this morning and been calling to see if it would go back up, but no luck.

Wow sorry, ----$50,000! I really didnt know how to go about comforting her, I never heard of such an amount of money. I felt she was putting me on, but the tears were real enough. I was not sure how to console a woman with such griefmoney grief, it almost looked as if it was a death in the family; she leaned over and just hugged me. I couldnt say a wordI was frozen with stupidity.

She then s aid:

Lets skip it, Ill be alright, getting her breath back.

Fraziers going to fight some guy by the name of Ellis, I commented, to create a new tone in the dialogue.

Chris looked at me strange, I think she got a message I was not able to digest that amount of money she was talking about, but it sounded impressive she knew that. Maybe that was what consoled her if anything. It took me another minute to know what had happened, and several more to believe it.

Whos Frazier? she asked.

Just a boxer, I heard it on the radio today. Hes a pretty tough one though, like Clay.

I guess one might say I seemed a littleif not a lotindifferent to her situation, her nerves seemed to settle down though, and the silence of the moment seemed to suggest the spell of grief was broken.

Maybe all she needed to do was tell someone, not sure why it wasnt that other boyfriend of hers, but I didnt bring it up, no need to, if she was trying to impress with what ever technique, the route and problem to its summit was stopped. If it was true, I looked dumb to it I suppose, and that may have had a good effect also. I often think people who are dumb are cleaver, they got to be, or they are dead. Maybe that is how she thought I was.

I am not very old, but in my little life span Ive noticed one deep rooted thing, and that is a man or a woman can stop most any bad habit, like smoking, or drinking or gambling, you know, those kinds of thingseven picking your ass, if need be can be stopped, but, and this is a bigBUT, try and stop, or tell someone to stop getting married, or having an ongoing relationship, dating, --they will tell you where to go, and go find another person to have the relationship with. I learned at a young age, I was very replaceable with women, and the prettier they are, the quicker they can replace you.

I knew the moment was gone, still not sure what to say though, then taking meticulous care I increased my voice, I managed to get a final [a little humiliation, Im sorry I cant help you, Im not sure what to say, $50,000 dollars is a lot of money. Im sorry for your loss.

She sensed I did not feel qualified to go beyond that. She would have preferred to leave it alone but felt there was emptiness still in sight.

To repeat a sentence she had first made, she added, Its simply been a bad day, nothing I can do about it.

Unexpectedly a tense face appeared on her, and a tear rolled down her cheek again, as if it could almost reach and touch my shoulder.

Im a German-Jew, did you know that? She told me as if I didnt know she had already told me last night.

Yaw, I know that Chris adding, not sure what that means, Im an American-Russian, with a little Irish in me, she tried to hold a laugh back, but it came out anyway--☻

Somehow the dark cloud that was developing disappeared. And a rose color came to her bronze face, with a light laugh still ooz ing out of her.

Where are we going? I asked.

Thought I take you for a drive through town, and on to the cemetery, my grandmother is buried there and I want to visit her.

Sure, lets go, I said, as she started her car back up.

As she drove I started noticing all the Volkswagens running through town, and the lights that hung on wires instead of poles like back home in St. Paul, Minnesota; I also noticed the towering clock in town, and the old police station, the Stadtwerke, with its soaring antique architecture.

Look over to the left, commented Chris, the Rathaus, it was once the biggest City Hall in all of Europe. It was built in 1620 AD.

I nodded my head and my eyebrows went up as if to be impressed: --but I had seen it before, not really knowing what the nine story structure was other than a big building that looked hundreds of years old, and the beautiful water fountain across the street from it. I had sat on its outer rim with a few of my GI buddies.

Augsburg was a military camp I had learned, in the year 15 BC, built by the Emperor Augustus. Funny, it still was today, that is a military city but with American soldiers. When I had first arrived in Augsburg during a briefing at the train station, this was brought out. It was a beautiful city, and old. I had always hoped to come to such an ancient place, with culture, and historical significance; and here I was, a wish come true.

7

The Potato Fields

The Cemetery

We seemed in the process of leaving the city limits, and no sooner had we left, Chris pulled the car over to the side of the street, looking at some potato fields, said:

Well, shall we go visit the people?

She started walking towards a tower.

By the way, I said, who are the people?

I was following behind her as she got out of the car and started walking into the semi-wet, somewhat dusty and lumpy fields of dirt, then she said:

I like it her e, yes, I think, I really think she hesitated, the sky is so blue, its not going to rain: -- these are potato pickers Chick

I looked about and noticed several women picking or planting potatoes, perhaps both, it all looked strange to me, why were we here? I asked myself, but it was as comforting as it was strange. It told me she had a simple and commonplace side to her like me. We stood in the middle of the field for a minute or two, silent. There was something about this woman that I found very sympathetic. Ever since she had told me she was a Jew, and the tragedy of her family, I had taken an interest in her a little more or so it seemed, -- her openness was fresh. Yet I found we had a great bond growing, something common yet I couldnt name it, and not sure why I felt this way, she had been through more than me, yet I suspect it was spring to, you know, timing can play a big part in any event; I said to me, my impulsiveness that is, hay me, far from being excite d about being on a second date I dealt with her bad news. I added, hay me, I am proud. It told me I was growing.

Whats the tower for? I asked.

It was like an observation tower in the middle of the potato fields. Older women were picking and planting the potatoes all around usmore than I had notice before anyway, Chris explained the towers,

they are for the boss to see what is going on in his field, lets climb up one.

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Author:: Dennis Siluk
Keywords:: Chapter Story
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Rebirth of Venus the Art of Orlan

The French Artist Orlan, her actual name is unknown, is making the ultimate sacrifice for Art, her own Body is her canvas. She has designed the perfect Woman on her computer by using the worlds most famous Women portraits, like the chin of Botticelli's Venus and the forehead of da Vinci's Mona Lisa. Through multiple operations, her atelier is the operating room, she is trying to really become the ultimate female she has designed.

The Art of Orlan can be seen as a comment on the Body Culture in our modern world, we admire the perfect Body and are searching for the eternal youth. Our Body Culture is not criticized by Orlan, she is just showing us how narcisstic we actually are becoming. Is that a bad thing? That yours to decide, but looking at the images of her surgery performances I must say I get really frightened.

The operations themselves are filmed on camera. The surgeons are wearing special outfits designed by famous designers, like Paco Rabanne and Issey M iyake. While she is undergoing her operations, there is music, dance and poetry.

In the Art world they are kind of used to the idea that Artists call themselves, or their actions, the Artwork. Think of all the performances and happenings we had in the seventies, but this is something different. Orlon is actually considering her own Body as Art, and even brings her skin, the pArts that are not used in the reconstruction, on the Art market.

About the Author: Hans Frontosa writes about Contemporary Art, Erotic Art and photography on the Art of Love website.

This Article can be distributed on-line if the origin of the Article is mentioned and linked.

Art of Love website

The Art of Orlan, on the Art of Love


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An Affair in Beijing Chapter Thirteen: New York City Bound

Feeling good from a warm lunch on the flight from St. Paul, to New York City, Sandy stood stone-still, like a soldier guarding Fort Knocks, with all its gold, with a beautiful red rose in her hand, stood right there, centered perfect by the walkup ramp in the airport, at gate #33; I caught sight of her almost instantly. She was, she did, stand out. I saw her tall thin body, straight shoulders, standing all alone, away from everyone so Id see her plainly, how could I not devour that scene I told myself afterwards, she had planned it out to be remembered ten years down the road I do believe; it was 10:36 AM, Baby, you look striking, I said as I now stood in front of her. The February snow was thick in New York City, as it was in Minnesota, as it would be on our way to Upper New York State, and over to the town-let, of Stockbridge.

We stared at each otherface to faceI could all most hear the hiss inside of her, and then we hugged. Im not sure what I said, perhaps some thing unintelligible, I was excited to see her, our silence was broken by her voice, Lets go before the traffic gets too heavy (I had rented a car, only to find out, they would not take my credit card, and had to go to Dollar Rent a Car, who would take my card, and we were on our way throughout the city).

We were meeting for the first time in a while of course and tried to be on our best behavior, or at least for the moment; the traffic was heavy in New York City, and I saw told to get out of the city before 2:00 PM, lest I wanted to get swamped with cars, and it was heavy enough at 12:00 PM, when I had finally gotten my car, and now we were at Battery Park, I wanted to see the Statue of Liberty, there was a mist in the air, hence, the view of the statue was faint at best. I found a parking place in some kind of construction company parking lot, I wasnt allowed to park there, but what the heck, I did anyhow, (there wasnt any other parking, unless I wanted to park for $25, dollars an hour, a mile away) and Sandy was willing to stayed in the car, to insure it would not get towed away, and plus, it was to difficult for her to see had she come along, to see the faint statue in the far distance, and so I did on my own.

You could barely see it, the Statue of Liberty; it was a moments fascination nonetheless. By the time I got back, the guard was pacing close by my renta car, looking at Sandy, and then quickly jumped in beside her, took off before he locked guess what was happening, and call the police.

I had learned in New York City, you drive with one hand on the wheel, the other on the horn, and your head out the window screaming at everyone, and one foot on the break the other on the gas, and go like hell. So I became a NYC-driver instantly, and it worked, I made it out of the city alive.

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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Is Nicole Richie Too Skinny?

There is a great debate going on in Hollywood and everywhere else U.S.A. Celebrities are being scrutinized more than ever. Make that female celebrities:) And in this ever growing fish bowl is the new celebrity target - Nicole Richie.

In every celebrity magazine, every week, is a picture of Richie - looking quite thin - and bouncing about town in a new designer outfit and handbag that seems to be a bit bigger than she is:)

It was even rumored that her dramatic weight loss and refusal to get help for it was the source of the tragic:) break-up between her and her longtime friend Paris HIlton.

But to be fair - Nicole Richie has seriously transformed her life. She is the adopted daughter of a very public and tumultuous divorced couple - Lionel and Brenda Richie. Probably the initial source of many of her emotional troubles.

She battled her way back from a very tough alcohol and drug addiction through rehab and lots of family and individual thera py.

She landed a great reality television gig as Paris Hilton's partner in crime on The Simple Life, and is the author of a fiction title: The Truth About Diamonds. She also is getting married to fiance DJ AM, and appears to be very happy in that relationship.

Okay that sounds great - but isn't she just too skinny?

While it is true that Nicole Richie looked unhealthy early on in The Simple LIfe and in other celebrity pictures around that time - I wouldn't necessarily have called her chubby. Instead I would say, she looked bloated. Unhealthy from all of the poisons she was ingesting, Richie has said in the past (such as on the Oprah show) that she had been on an escalating path of alcohol and drug abuse since the age of 13.

When coming clean - it is very possible that Richie began an extremely disciplined exercise and diet regime to reclaim her health and control her life. And then went - overboard.

Many times people who suffer from an a ddiction of some kind - alcohol, drugs, overeating, gambling etc., will substitute that vice for another intense activity, addiction, or obsession. That is why it is not recommended for people who are in a 12-step program to begin dating each other. Instead of dealing with themselves, they just substitute the energy spent on getting drunk or high on the new relationship. Then the relationship becomes too intense, too fast, and fizzles out quickly because there was no real foundation.

Nicole Richie may have simply substituted years of addiction with the compulsion to control her life and feelings in other ways, and controlling her intake of food is one way she may have chosen to take charge of her life.

Of course this behavior can easily manifest itself into a full-blown eating disorder, because it is based on the principle of control where these disorders usually begin.

The Bottom Line?

Well, the bottom line is that although she may have her reasons - Nicole Richie is way too thin - too skinny - much too petite. Hopefully, in spite of all the media attention to her weight - she will get the real kind of help and attention she needs from her friends and family, as well as direction from a mental health professional who can help her redirect her energy into more positive avenues.

Good luck Nicole!

Lisa Angelettie, M.S.W., is a psychotherapist, author, and an online advice authority. She has been helping people make smarter life choices since 1998. Visit her for Advice & Counseling, or take a free Depression Screening today at http://www.Girlshrink.com You can also Subscribe to the site's popular self-help ezine: Better Choices.

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Dora the Explorer Show is Fun for Kids

Kids in preschool love watching the Dora the Explorer show and watching her Friends, Boots, Diego, Swiper, the Fiesta Trio, and her family, Mami, Papi, Abuela and Daisy. The show also features a number of animal characters including, Senor Tucan, Isa the Iguana, Benny the Bull, Big Red Chicken, Baby Jaguar, Tico the Squirrel, and the Grumpy Old Troll. Much of the show is based on following simple clues to find a lost object or to reach a goal, similar to the Blues Clues Show also shown with Dora the Explorer on Nickelodeon. Nearly everything in the show is likely to become a living thing, especially Doras purple Backpack which can give Dora a seemingly numerous amount of items from inside itself to help her along on her quest.

The show stays well within light hearted realms with the plotlines. Y oull rarely see an episode that cant be resolved easily with Doras persistence and cleverness. Occasionally the character Swiper appears in each episode to take something from Dora and try to keep her from solving her clue and continuing on her quest. However Swiper is relatively harmless, even somewhat loveable which is shown in an episode where Dora helps Swiper when he gets into trouble.

On the show Dora is able to catch flying stars with the aid of Backpack and store them into the star pocket on backpack. The stars are almost always very happy to be put into the star pocket because it is really much larger on the inside than it appears to be. These stars have special powers that Dora can use to help herself get past various obstacles in her path.

There are several episodes of Dora the Explorer where viewers learn a lot about Dora and the characters past. In the episode, Doras First Trip, Dora remembers back to when she first met all of the characters. A nd on, Boots Special Day, its learned that Boots actually has two parents and hes too young to go outside the house by himself.

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The Explosion of Video Online

In just over a year, the idea of easily uploading your home Videos or personal creative projects to an easily accessible, popular web destination has gone from unheard of to commonplace. The explosion of web Video is just another example of the egalitarian appeal of the Internet. If you're new to the latest craze, here are some of the major players in the world of Online Video.

What is You Tube?

You Tube is a Video social networking site that allows its members (membership is free) to upload their own Videos and tag them with keywords so that they can be categorized. You Tube is probably the best example of just how fast a social networking web site can grow. The company was founded in February 2005. In July or 2006 it announced that 100 million Video clips per day are being uploaded from the site. It is currently the sixteenth most visited website on the Internet. Many of the uploads have been professional music Videos or movie clips or clips from TV Shows, and they have had their share of threats and legal action over copyright issues. You Tube is responsive to copyright violations, and has readily taken down copyrighted material when they have received objections.

What is Google Video?

Google has also opened up a Video sharing service. They provide an opportunity for registrants to upload personal Videos to personal blog sites or web pages. In addition, the Google Video service provides a library of music Videos, sports clips and Movies. The films are usually for sale - Google will tease you with a couple of minutes of the footage and then offer the chance to buy it for fifteen dollars or so; or purchase a one day pass for $1.99.

Google posts a most watched list of its amateur Videos, just as You Tube does. For Google, however, the personal element of Video uploading seems to be just an extension of other personalized Services they offer. The commercial side of their Video section provides feeds from AOL, Yahoo and other sources. They have a collection of music Videos for which they must have received copyright clearance.

What is Video Online?

Video Online is AOL's entry into the field. It is more a library, or collection of links to, Video from all manner of sources. It is offering Video on demand which consists of old Movies for sale. They offer Video in various channels and provide a search tool to look for Videos across the web. They also offer a Video Uncut service on their paid tier that has extremely high rankings among web users.

What is BlipTV?

BlipTV is a site for short form Videos that provides for user uploading. The website essentially takes control of the material, however, formatting it for a Video entertainment website. They are in search of quality short form Video; thei r slogan: Nobody does it shorter! Clearly, their goal is to bring talent to their site, give them some exposure and gain quality programming in the process.

Independent Video vs. Corporate Programming

You Tube is the one service that was developed with the anarchist approach that drove early Internet creativity. The intent was not to lift copyrighted, professional content but rather provide a platform for all those people out there with Video cameras and ideas. Their success has been unparalleled and now, speculation turns to what exactly can be done commercially with a website that draws millions of daily visits.

Much like MySpace, the advertising community isn't sure what the value proposition is and the founders of the site aren't sure what commercial application is appropriate for the site. You Tube has struck a deal with NBC to carry selected network programming over their website for periodic downloading; and thus have become one of the initial outlet s for Online television programming.

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Ocean Art Work By Ashton Howard Making Waves With Collectors

I cant paint my ocean wave art fast enough to keep up with demand. It is a great position to be in for an artist, states Ashton Howard.

As a surfer I know what it is like to ride a wave and experience the feeling of being in a tunnel of water. Through my art I want to capture and project the feeling in that split second before the wave breaks. Through the use of oils and heavily bodied acrylics, Ashton Howard builds layers of dimension and texture on canvas.

Many of his other works are extremely unique in that, he has subtly hand pressed sea shells and corals, collected from his travels, into the texture to create a very special and organic-like connection with the ocean. Inspired by far-away places, he has a strong passion for travel and enjoys searching for new tropical settings. Reef point breaks, tropical landscapes and exotic islands are many of his subjects.

His landscapes have a calming effect on most people. He paints moods, late evening, early m orning, impressions of silence and times of quiet reflection, a feeling of solitude you experience when it is just you and the ocean.

My surf art is like looking at a single frame from a surfing movie. But rather that just watching the movie, I want the viewer to get the sensation that we are actually riding the wave together, concludes Howard. About Ashton Howard

Originally from Florida but now residing in Southern California, Ashton Howard is a self-taught artist. Painting professionally since 2002, his work can be found in some of the most prestigious galleries along California's coast line and various galleries throughout the United States. For more information on Ashton Howard and his ocean wave surf art please visit his fine art online gallery at http://www.ashtonhoward.com.

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So Today The Rising Fame of Hilary Duff

It's undeniable - if you had never seen Hilary Duff before in your life her beautiful face would instantly sweep you up. With pearlescent eyes that never quite seem the same colour in any two pictures, and a face that screams both girl next door and sexpot, it is obvious to see why she has captivated the music and silver screen industries.

At a mere eighteen years of age Hilary has already been in the spotlight for eight years. Her career began, as so many do in Tinsel Town, with a small un-credited part in the Emmy nominated TV movie, True Women. It makes sense that Hilary's first debut on film would be along side such mega stars as Angelina Jolie and Michael York, as a few short years later she would be as recognizable (at least amongst the younger generation) as these Hollywood veterans.

Two more roles forward (one as Wendy in the 1998 movie Casper meets Wendy, and the other another TV movie role) and she had landed her own television series, Lizzie McGuire which would go on to run for three years between 2001-2004. It was a comical take on the daily life of a young teenage girl, with all the ups and downs that come along with having one foot in the sandbox and the other in high heels. Though the character Duff portrayed was met with criticism at times for being something of a spoilt snob, Hilary carried the role well and garnered something of a cult following, particularly amongst the 7 to 14 years female crowd.

As if out of thin air Hilary sprang up as a singer during her Lizzie McGuire years and by 2003 the young blond bombshell could be seen everywhere. Her sweet, but not rot your teeth sugary voice belting out hit tunes like So yesterday. Catchy pop rock numbers that racked in the pre-teen fans at a rate that had not been seen since the early days of Britney. It was with Metamorphosis, her first solo album (as opposed to previous songs on soundtracks), that Duff hoped to become more than just Lizzie McGuire, and to t he astonishment of some of her critics she clearly did.

At the same time Hilary jumped from big screen to TV screen with a plethora of roles, talk show and award show appearances. In 2004 she ranked number seventy two on Forbes Celebrity 100 list. This is quite an impressive feat for someone who had barely become old enough to drive. 2004 was a hectic year for the young starlet who featured in movies like, A Cinderella Story, and Raise Your Voice, as well as releasing her second album. Going the way of so many Celebrities these days Hilary became officially branded with her youngster aimed line of fun, colourful and hip clothing, accessories and make-up, Stuff by Hilary Duff, flying off the shelves at Target in the US and Zellers in Canada.

Irrefutably one of the most internet searched - not to mention photographed - stars of any age or genre at the moment, Hilary has become a household name that doesn't appear to be going anywhere soon, as her 2005 role in the m ovie The Perfect Man along side Heather Locklear clearly shows.

So what draws so many fans to this young actress? Her charm and staying power both seem to exist somewhere in her outgoing, bubbly personality and effervescent, happy-go-lucky attitude. Though there is no shortage of pictures with Duff in tight tops and short skirts there is a vague, yet noticeable wholesomeness to this young lady that parents seem to pick up on, as do her legions of adoring fans. It's her witty, sweet and gentle yet spunky outlook that has propelled her from the Disney channel to a platinum album right to worldwide tours. As well as a good dose of marketing, a gorgeous face and all the hopes and dreams that come along with being a teen sensation these days.

Jessica Cander is a full time freelance writer who loves to stay on top of up-to-the-minute entertainment trends, such as rising teen star Hilary Duff. For the latest in celeb information, Gossip and hot facts Jessica recommends checking out Answers.com.


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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A Bawdy House Gets Saved

When the fire broke out in Pat Logans saloon in the unkempt mining camp first known as St. Louis, the Missouri miners rushed from all directions to douse the blaze. Men in St. Louis loved a fire, for kegs of beer were placed at strategic locations to squelch the thirst that accompanied the fighting of a fire. Fighting fire became a pleasure and the men became more enthusiastic with each drink.

It was at the height of such a fire in the St. Louis gold camp that someone remembered that Madame Touvounties and her bawdyhouse lay in the path of the fire.

The firemen simply could not bear to see Madame Touvounties and her lovely girls put out of business. The men in the camp considered Madame Touvounties establishment as irreplaceable. It was as much of an asset to the community as the bank and the hardware store.

When the firemen realized time was growing short, they knew they must take action, and do it quickly. Filling and quickly emptying their beer mugs, the firemen settled on a solution. The volunteers converged on Madame Touvounties establishment and formed muscular lines on each side of the building.

At a barked signal, the firemen picked up the building and carried it safely away from the advancing flames. Madame Touvounties and her girls were properly impressed and promised special privileges once the fire was out.

Some say those special privileges never actually materialized, but the firemen reasoned that it was the thought that counted.

There were other incidents that caused the gold camp called St. Louis some notoriety. The gold camp was first called Sears Diggings, after a sea captain by the name of Sears. Captain Sears had brought a ship with passengers to San Francisco in 1850, when the California Gold Rush was still in its heyday.

Captain Sears immediately joined the throng of passengers headed for the gold fields, leaving his craft to rot in the mud flats of Yerba Buena (San Francis co).

Sears was as much of a greenhorn at gold mining as the majority of others who rushed headstrong to the gold fields. While in Nevada City, Sears heard a man known as Crazy Stoddard tell a wild-eyed tale of having discovered a lake of gold, but was chased away by a band of warlike Indians.

An expedition was organized to follow Stoddard back to his fabulous discovery. Sears decided to trail along. The expedition was soon abandoned, as the miners accompanying Stoddard grew disgusted with the venture when no such lake of gold appeared.

Sears began walking back alone to the Yuba. He wandered onto a ridge that now bears his name. He decided to search for gold at Slate Creek. He quickly found color in considerable quantity.

After harvesting several ounces, his mistake was letting his friends in on his find. These friends couldnt help but blare the information of Sears find up and down the river. It wasnt long before all the visible gold and all the easy pickings were gone. The friends that Sears had invited were as incompetent at truly prospecting, as was Sears. None of them had learned the basic rudiments of placer mining.

One member of the group was a surly man named Gibson, who had a reputation as a loud mouth, a man of questionable ethics, and a brawler.

One miner said Gibson couldnt even be trusted with an anvil, as he would find some way to slip it in his pocket and walk away with it. Gibson soon wandered over a ridge and set to prospecting on his own. Unlike Sears, Gibson kept his new find secret, and struck it rich. The camp that developed was called Gibsonville.

(Alton Pryor has been a writer for magazines, newspapers, and wire services. He worked for United Press International in their Sacramento Bureau, handling both printed press as well as radio news. He traveled the state as a field editor for California Farmer Magazine for 27 years. He is now the author of 10 books, primarily on C alifornia and western history. His books can be seen at www.stagecoachPublishing.com. Readers can Email him at stagecoach@surewest.net.)


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How To Downgrade Your PSP

Many have asked how to downgrade psp this is something that can be done with any version except the 2.05 and the 2.50. These have been set up with no current means to be downgraded. This means that only the 1.51 and the 1.52 version can be downgraded to the 1.50 version. The original version is the 1.0, this version is one that will not run all the homebrew games that have been in the internet.

This full downgrade of psp to a version that can play the games is to set them to a 1.50 version. Since it can only be done for two version, it is required to know the version of the psp when you purchase this. That can be easily learned by checking the package that the psp is purchased in.

Please consider that the firmware of the 1.51, 1.52, and the 2.0 was set up to be downgradable to a version of psp that can support the homebrew games. The one that can perform the best with this is the 2.0. The 2.05 and the 2.50 are never expected to be capable of being downgraded si nce they have the firmware altered to make such things impossible.

The first thing to know is what homebrew is. This is a name for the custom designing that has been done by programmers that have made not just portable games that can be played on the psp, but also emulators that can make it possible to play Super NES, NES, Mega Drive, Master System, Amiga, NeoGeo, SCUMMVM, Gameboy, and other game roms. This makes the psp able to support a huge arsenal of games that are not normally available to the psp and also many of the homebrew additions make these games play at an optimized format.

The two main things that will be needed to run homebrew games is a large memory stick and also a computer. The files that need to be obtained can be downloaded from the internet directly into the psp using an USB port and having the computer utilize the psp as a detachable media. This means that the files can be placed directly from the PC to the psp.

In the memory stick cre ate a folder path that is PSPGame as this is where the homebrews will be saved. Each game should have 2 respective folders that will house the games and the 1.50 hack boot up. For example, Doom would be loaded as two folders that would contain all the files these would be Doom and Doom% . The Doom folder will house all the boot up files that will be needed to get the psp to load as a 1.50 and the Doom% will contain the game itself. This is done but turning the psp off and off and hitting the O and the X buttons.

There are two files that are needed to run the homebrew games properly and make it possible for multiple games to be loaded onto one memory stick. These files are Umd Emulator 0.8c and also Devhook 0.22 as these will make the emulators readable and the bootup process accepted by the firmware. Without these two files the folder above are just junk. These will help discern what the folders are and also how to access the files that are within them.

This has been a tested means that has been proven to be not only useful, but also capable of running various game platforms on the psp. This gives the psp an advantage that all of the other portable game consoles are sorely lacking.

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